Setting: The Barbie Mansion
One day, Edward is kickin it in the Barbie Mansion.
He’s watching his favorite show:
LOST. Best show EVER. He settles in and watches a re-run. He’s very confused.
A commercial comes on. Edward is instantly captivated.
“The Micro-Snuggie*!” he shouts. “Please can I get one? Please? Pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeee?”
And because I’m a sucker for cute vampire dolls, I say yes.
Edward orders a Snuggie to match his scarf.
Three weeks later, it arrives.
Edward tries it on.
“Well, whaddya think?” Edward says, standing ever so proudly in his new Snuggie.
“Erm, very…manly,” I say.
Edward goes back to watching LOST re-runs. He feels like he’s in the Snuggie infomercial. Too bad there’s no Barbie remote.
Durned if I’m not jealous of Edward’s Snuggie.
* This is not actually a Snuggie. Please do not contact Snuggie asking for a Snuggie, else I shall be sued.
Sounds like tomatoes 
Posted by Caroline on November 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm
His Snuggle should sparkle. It’s only appropriate!
Posted by Shauna on November 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Edward looks so cozy in his many snuggie. I am wondering if it’s not a snuggie that can warm his ice cold skin.
Posted by wendiwinn on November 19, 2009 at 4:04 pm
jealous. that’s all.
Posted by Tara on November 19, 2009 at 4:04 pm
That is too funny! He looks so comfy in his snuggie 🙂
Posted by speakingfromthecrib on November 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm
this was wonderfully entertaining
Posted by Insanitykim on November 19, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Sparkly Snuggie! Please please do it!
Wait…then he’ll look like Liberace…maybe that’s a bad idea.
Posted by angie on November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Seriously cracking up.
Posted by Carrie M. on November 19, 2009 at 10:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by The Retired One on November 20, 2009 at 2:45 am
OMG!
I almost spewed by Diet Coke when I saw Edward in his Snuggie….YOU ARE HILARIOUS> you just keep coming up with these Edward things that CRACK ME UP.
LMAOAFOF!!!
Posted by robin on November 20, 2009 at 7:07 pm
he looks like one of the volturi!