Adventures with Edward: Edward goes to the movies

Setting:  Outside the movie theater

Edward is chillin and relaxin on the fountain outside of the movie theater.  He’s all set to see New Moon.  If nothing other than to make fun of Jacob.  And drool for Bella.  She looks just like this doll he knows.

He’s got on his TEAM EDWARD shirt, to show his support.  The puff paint looks very manly.

Suddenly, he looks over and sees…himself.


“Hi!” the copy of himself says.  It’s eerie.  Except for the scarf and Tshirt, this guy looks JUST LIKE HIM.

“Hi!” says Edward.  They stare at each other for a moment.  It’s like a Twilight Zone moment.  They have the same Pea Coat, the same tight fitting jeans. They even have the same spiky hair.

“We must be brothers.  Separated at birth.  I’m Edward,” says the Edward copy.

“Dude.  My name is Edward too.  I’m going to see New Moon.  Wanna see it with me?”

“Sure, dude.”

They stare at each other for another moment, then go for a man, er- doll hug.  It’s awkward and plasticky and their arms don’t bend, but whatever.  Bros for life.

Inside in the theater, they share a seat and watch the movie.  Jacob definitely has the abs.  But Edward has the Bella. 

Too bad the concession stand doesn’t sell any mountain lion or gazelles.


10 responses to this post.

  1. oh man. this is just like the prince and the pauper. except. the edwards didn’t change places. or did they…


  2. Posted by robin on November 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    oh man i laughed! good job kears!


  3. Posted by Aunt Vam on November 25, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    almost like the prince and the pauper, but who is the prince? edward. who’s the pauper? edward. confusing, i tell ya!


  4. There is de ja vu all over this post and comments…

    And, it’s almost like Buzz Lightyear seeing Buzz Lightyear, except that the new Buzz had that cool belt…


  5. aaaaa that’s awesme :)))))))


  6. Posted by Kelly on November 26, 2009 at 2:11 am

    Hahahahaha! Jacob definitely has the abs. But Edward has the Bella.

    That was funny. So what did you think of the movie? It was good. Better than Twilight I thought. Jacob … wow. I was drooling. Edward who? ha!


  7. Posted by Carissa on November 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    Love it!!!! 😉


  8. Soon Edward Doll’s wardrobe will be larger than mine! Hope you ladies and dolls enjoyed the movie. 🙂


  9. Posted by speaking from the crib on December 3, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    oh edward. what will you be doing next


  10. Posted by Mom on December 7, 2009 at 2:18 am

    Too funny! How come they didn’t share any popcorn? What’s a movie without it? Grandma & I have sent you some colorful toothpicks and dental floss, (red cinnamon and greenspearment) so you can knit the Edwards festive Holiday scarves. If you include long fringe on the ends, you can also use it to remove popcorn between the spaces of your teeth, won’t that be handy? Then the Edwards can multi-task, take in a movie and clean your teeth all at the same time! Hey, did you know it’s snowing on your blog web site…..or is that dandruff?


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