Ok, so. You all out there who read this know that I’m a big fan of Twilight.
I have the books.
I have the movie.
I even have my tickets to New Moon tucked safely in my bag along with my Edward doll.
I didn’t think too much about the silly consumerism involving Tshirts with TEAM EDWARD or TEAM JACOB.
I didn’t even scoff when a friend sent me the link to these:
Nay. I did not scoff. Instead I planned a whole new Adventures with Edward post.
And I repeat with meaning – However.
I just came across a link to Nordstrom featuring their whole new New Moon line. And this is just too much folks. TOO MUCH.
I give you the Luna Twilight DuWop LipVenom Lip Gloss.
On behalf of the consumer world, I apologize to you, Stephenie Meyer. I’m sure that all those late nights of typing on your computer, creating the world of Twilight this is just what you envisioned- makeup products. I’m sorry. I bet you are shuddering right now. I’ll bet you are just on the edge of your seat dreaming up the Twilight Garbage Can with matching Twilight Pillowcase/Bedsheet set. I bet you are wondering when the Twilight Toilet Paper or Twilight Toothbrush, or excuse me- Twilight Fangbrush will come out next. When the *chokes back tears* Twilight Cereal will be on shelves for little girls and boys and teenagers and Twilight Moms to breakfast with. Alas for you and your baby called Twilight.
But who knows? Maybe Stephenie Meyer uses the Twilight Venom lip gloss with pride. Or the Luna Twilight “Just Bitten” Staining Balm. Or maybe even the Luna Twilight “First Light” Face Glow. *eye roll*
…Also, I wonder if that lip gloss is flavored? Hmm, if it’s cherry, I think I want some myself.