Adventures with Edward: Edward meets Bella

Setting:  Carpeted wilderness with just a smidge of civilization

 

Edward, standing alone attempts to run his fingers through his unruly hair.

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He can’t…quite…reach…beennnnddd elllboowwwww….

When suddenly-

He sees a strange sight-

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It is…himself.  Edward stands, head cocked to the side, looking at this carbon copy. 

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“Hmpf,” he says.  He turns away from the imposter and that’s when he sees her.  Bella.

“Bella”, he says, experimentally using her name.  “Bellaaaa.” It is like the blood of a gazelle on his tongue.

He comes closer to have a better look.  He realizes, this is it, this is the adventure he’s been hunting for. 

He beckons to her to come out.

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Bella, staring straight ahead says something about “integrity of the packaging” and doesn’t move. 

“Besides,” she says.  “This Edward has something you’ll never have.”

“What’s that?” Edward asks. 

“Sunglasses.” 

Edward takes a closer look at the other Edward. 

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“Dang.” 

Edward, one last time looking at the pair of them realizes that they are almost holding hands. 

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Clearly, Edward cannot compete with the other Edward for the plastic heart of Bella. 

Resolutely, Edward turns away and continues attempting to run his hands through his hair. 

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Almost…there…

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12 responses to this post.

  1. Poor No Sunglasses Edward….

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  2. LMAO. Poor Edward #1. He’s better looking than Sunglasses Edward anways.

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  3. Too funny!

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  4. ch. totally ch.

    take that, pe. take that.

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  5. Posted by Elizabeth on July 30, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    i absolutely was sitting on the edge of my sofa as i scrolled through this…

    so much passion yet restraint and observations on plastics!

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  6. Oh my poor Edward!
    He needs a hug lol
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  7. Oh sweet Edward… come look at me. I’m not in a box. and I’ll run my fingers through your hair. If you let me touch you, that is.

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  8. Bella has man hands…where’s her mullet? Are these dolls true to life? Because see, Ed, he’s um…hey is that a shield? Will he fight dragons soon? Where’s Jacob?

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  9. Awww, he finally finds someone his own size and she already has somebody…somebody with sunglasses. Will he ever win?!

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  10. “Clearly, Edward cannot compete with the other Edward for the plastic heart of Bella.
    Resolutely, Edward turns away and continues attempting to run his hands through his hair. ”

    Thanks for the entertaining post!

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  11. I love those! So cute!

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  12. Posted by Joel on August 5, 2009 at 3:39 am

    Oh My God!!! Not Again! Lance get the hose pipe!

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