Keyboard Confessions

1.  I gave up on the face powder.

2.  It was the copious amounts of man sweat pouring off my face.

3.  Except, I’m not a man.  I’m a woman, who sweats on my face like a man.

4.  Erm.

5.  Several things occurred to me this week- 1) I know way way way too much about Twilight, Twilight books, Twilight movies, and Twilight Trivia, 2) I acted just like a little kid when I won those Twilight dolls (see past post) and 3) I am a sad sad creature because of this.

6.  My girls’ babysitter is baking a cake today for my daughter Emma’s favorite stuffed animal.

7.  She told me “Tomorrow is Tigress’ birthday, so we’re baking a birthday cake for her.”

8.  She said it with a straight face.  I, however, laughed. 

9.  Then I felt bad for laughing.

10.  Then I got excited because there would be cake in my house.

11.  Then I kind of cussed in my head because there would be cake in my house.

12.  Sigh.  I love cake.

13.  I do not, however, love to go outside and walk in the heat.

14.  Or exercise, if I’m being honest.

15.  I decided to start making a bagillion face/body scrubbies for a craft fair in October.  So far I’ve made 15 scrubbies.

16.  I’ll need about 190 more to make up for the entrance fee for the craft fair.

17.  I may burn all yarn and needles this summer.

18.  I went through a whole evening with our church’s small group without saying the words CRACK, BOOGERS or PORN.

19.  Until we talked about splitting up the group and adding more people.  Then I said “Dang.  Now I’ll have to break all the new people in by saying CRACK and PORN.  It’s kind of tiresome.”

20.  Then I watched Lance facepalm.


12 responses to this post.

  1. LOL. You crack me up. Seriously. Big time.

    Series 1 of New Moon figures comes out in September (Edward, Bella, Alice, and Jacob). I’ll be doing another give away.
    Series 2 comes out just in time for Christmas (Edward, Bella, Jacob, Emmett, Roaslie). I’ll be doing another giveaway…not including Emmett!


  2. Posted by soundsliketomatoes on June 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Ok, Miss Jenny, is that Emmett who has been tweeting or twittering or whatever on your blog? Holy canoli, you are kind of famousy.


  3. Posted by soundsliketomatoes on June 19, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Also, it is rather apparent that I have not even dipped my toes into the world of Twitter. I’m a bit afraid of it, it might be a new form of crack.


  4. Posted by Aunt Melissa on June 19, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    kept the best for last huh – “Then I watched Lance facepalm.” I know when Lance married you he got a lot more than he bargained for – plus he has daughters… When he decides he needs a break from all those hormones, he’s more than welcome up here…

    And I’m glad to hear someone other than me is keeping the Kaufman big mouth in business. You are almost as good as me here. Maybe I shouldn’t say that huh? Oh well, lots of love to you babydoll.


  5. Chuckling….that’s sweet about the cake. I wish we had some cake. I had frosted donuts on Wednesday, which was a lot like having cake.

    Will you post photos of the scrubbies?


  6. Cake. I shall make you an Ed cake for your doll’s bday, and we shall powder it with sugar, then they can set on your face sweat and you shall sparkle. Oh yeah, this is a great idea.


  7. Posted by lynnfromforloveorfunny on June 19, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Would you please join my church small group? I could really use some CRACK, PORN, and BOOGERS to counteract me cracking up to any biblical referrals to CIRCUMCISION. Seriously.


  8. Kearsie!

    I’m so happy you joined the Twitterverse….Ive only been there a week and I feel as if I’m a total pro!

    Yep thats Emmett who I’ve been tweeting with! I’m so in love my husband is so jealous although he tries to play it off like hes not…I guess me calling him a “mere mortal” didn’t help the situation much eh? LMAO


  9. Bwahahaha! Kearsie, I love you. I do.

    And it sounds like you have a pretty awesome babysitter too. 🙂

    Oh, and lots of luck with the craft fair, I’ve never had the nerve to enter one. I don’t know why they scare me so much.


  10. CAKE!!! oh man… Now I am going to have to go get some made… sigh

    btw.. I tagged you in my blog “Goodbye Hawaii”… take a peak when you have the time!


  11. you’d fit right in at our study….we’re a fun group who tend to scare newcomers (we try to behave, but something always happens and off we go onto wild tangents).


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