Dear Viagra,

I wish you would stop sending me offers for free samples.

I also wish you would stop asking me to take discreet surveys.

Finally, I wish you would stop boasting of performance improvement.

 

See, I’m a girl. 

 

Also, I hope you get lots of spam in your inbox for Tampax, PMS drugs and Twilight merchandise.

 

With fond regards,

Kearsie

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5 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Kamryn on June 9, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    When I worked at the Alaska Post, I used to get e-mails like that. They’d usually say something like:

    Hey Alaska Post! Wanna know the secrets of making your member bigger? Check out this offer!

    Umm…yeah. I want to make my newspaper bigger, but not like THAT!

    Reply

  2. LMAO! Okay thanks for the laugh. That literally had me laughing out loud. People around me thought I was crazy.

    Reply

  3. Hey, let’s not completely discount Viagra…maybe it will make other things larger: birthday cakes, paychecks, swimming pools. Think of the possibilities…

    Reply

  4. Kearsie,
    I hate to let you know this, but Viagra DOES work for women wih low libidos too….
    So, who told them about YOU?????
    Hmmmmm……………..

    Reply

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