Tis time for another glimpse into the minds of the weirdos fine people who stumble upon this here blog.
permed afro hairstyle for white women
Now, what strikes me as funny is TWO different people googled that and hit my blog. Because I have a permed afro hairstyle for a white woman. Or because of this picture:
can nads be used on nostril hair?
why do birds keep pooping on my car?
For the same reason they poop on mine, because it looks like a public toilet to them.
do I have to floss everyday?
Well, not according to the dental hygenist lady who cleaned my teeth…
twilight my husband breath
Erm, well, hmm…
Dang, that’s just cold.
she sound like man
Only in the mornings, I assure you.
I’m afraid of scary movies, what do I do?
Well, inquisitive friend, I think you might consider NOT watching them. Aren’t I so smart?
hoot mullet fingers’ head
Put the crack pipe down, my friend. We can get you some help.
bad girls in handcuffs
No no, see, it was my husband in the handcuffs.
kearsie likes porn
(Editor’s note: I TOTALLY don’t like porn. This is a joke. A bad one. By my sister.)
I say me name
I say me name too. K-EAR-see.
OMG, I totally LYLAS for saying that. Dearly, not queerly.