Folks, I think I might have solved the problem of weighing yourself. You’ll never dread the scale again. Just do it like this:
This last week, I’ve been living a new alien life. I’ve been dieting and exercising and by golly, I’ve lost 7 lbs.
What kick started this new bizarre way of living was a little trip to the doctor for a sinus infection. Unfortunately, when I had my blood pressure taken, the numbers were uber high. Like, folks were staring at me to see if I’d fall over dead at the check out counter. So, it turns out, a scary doctor who is looking at me with disapproval is the motivation I’ve been lacking all these years. Who knew?