Why is it that the days when I have up close and personal appointments, like going to the dentist, are the days when I have acne that appears to need medical attention?
Or why is it that when my bowels decide to provide offerings to the local sewer that my other coworkers congregate outside the bathroom door?
Why is bathroom spray so noisy?
Why am I growing out my eyebrows in hopes that waxing will provide better results than plucking?
Why did I buy new face powder that is decidedly three shades too pale for me?
Why do I continue to use said face powder?
Why do I have nothing better to blog about than pale face powder?