More search engine terms

Tis time to do another post of search engine terms used to find this here blog.

 

Wedgie picking voyeur

Hmm.  Well…hmm.  I suppose this is better than “booger picking voyeur”.

 

Coaster porn

I wonder if I am using the word “porn” too much. 

 

Filming + “peed outside”

Shame on you, whoever this is.  Shame.

 

Sounds like tomatoes

This makes me tear up just a little.  In joy.

 

Ode to laundry

This one makes me tear up a lot.  In joy.  Because I wrote this ode.  That not one person commented on.  Not.bitter.at.all.about.that.

 

What is wrong being asian?

Not one thing, according to me.  Although, I’m not sure why that led you to my blog.

 

“my bunions”

I understand your pain, friend.  Truly.

 

How to not be afraid of scary movies

Dude, when you find the answer to this, please let me know. 

 

Happy Tuesday.

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14 responses to this post.

  1. the things people type in their search boxes always amazes me…. =D

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  2. I never get anything like this! Mine are always like, “diapers” and “insanity runs in the family”…are those two things related?

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  3. Pretty funny! Do you get that from Google Analytics?

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    • Posted by soundsliketomatoes on March 31, 2009 at 7:37 pm

      Here on WordPress, it does all the work for me. Every now and then I’ll check and see what bizarre ways people find me. If their search terms are any indication of what I’m writing, perhaps I should find a new hobby.

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  4. OK, I JUST got one that says, “nukies lola paco”.

    Ummm…

    I don’t know how they find our blogs, Kearsie…

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  5. I always get things like “leg cast” or “Zebra cakes” both of which I have written entire posts about. I never get anything about porn. Note: I must write more about porn.

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    • Posted by soundsliketomatoes on March 31, 2009 at 8:06 pm

      It’s all because I used the expression “craft porn”.

      It made my husband facepalm.

      Also, once I got a nasty message from someone because what he googled for porn came up with my blog. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Serves you right, pervy guy!!

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  6. Funny.
    I have no idea what someone puts on their search to find my blog…but with some of what I have discussed on my blog…oh boy….I must be a pervert magnet by now.
    haaaa

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  7. Posted by Kamryn on April 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    What is “facepalm?” And when did you write about it being OK to be Asian? I must try out some of these here search engine searches to see if I’m led back here.
    I would comment more, but I have a baby calling…

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    • Posted by soundsliketomatoes on April 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm

      Facepalm = to put one’s face in one’s palm in show of disapproval and disbelief.

      Also, I just made that up.

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  8. Posted by Kamryn on April 1, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    I thought that’s what that was. And for the record, if you Google “Kearsie likes porn,” your blog is the first entry…just sayin…

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    • Posted by soundsliketomatoes on April 1, 2009 at 2:52 pm

      Yes! At least I’m famous for something.

      Actually, this makes me cry.

      And Lance is facepalming again.

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  9. “Shame on you, whoever this is” = hahahaha! Hilar.

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