I sit here staring at my computer, on my blog which I love with the fire of a thousand suns, and I have nothing new to share.
Rather than go through another period of writer’s block where I torture you, I am just going to ask if you sweet readers out there have any questions for me? I will answer as honestly as I can.*
So, lemme have it.
Also, I will answer one question right now. It’s a question I’ve been asked in several private emails from readers.
Q: Are you funny in person?
A: AHAHAHAHAHA. No. Not really. It’s all in my head.
Any other questions?
(* unless that question is anything along the lines of “How much do you weigh?” Then I will lie my Fatty McFattington sized pants off. Just sayin.)