I got my big bottom jeans
and my loafers with no shine
over all I think I look fine
there’s just one care
I got to share
I forgot to blow blow blow blow blow dry my hair
Me + rap + fashion = totally whacked out situation.
I would like to say thank you to Jenny Bunny for inspiring this post with her comment about my new jeans. I would like to thank Flo Rida for creating a kick butt song that makes white girls like me contort their bodies in effort to look like we’re dancing. I’d like to thank the fine makers of Diet Coke, for making my mind alert this drowsy morning. I’d also like to thank my husband for keeping me awake, listening to his creepy sleep talk, which freaked me out, especially when he laughed. Also, my thanks to the brilliant makers of Blistex, for moisturizing my chapped lips and creating a faux-lip gloss shine. And finally, my thanks to you diligent readers, for reading this bizarre and obtuse post.
Oh! If you like giveaways, and who doesn’t like free stuff, there are a couple I’ll hook you up with. WendiWinn has one featuring yours truly, giving away 7 hand-knitted face scrubbies and a box of Biore Nose Strips. All you have to do is find a post on this here blog and comment and then go to her site and comment that you’ve commented. See? Supa easy. Here’s the post which tells you all the rules and fine print and junk.