Alas, days have gone by with nary an update from me.
But you’re probably recovering from holiday letdown, so I’m not too worried.
Ok, for this day-before-New-Year’s-Eve post, I shall give you another list of bizarre search terms that people use to find little ole me.
Well, that’s because of this post. It seems, I’m really not original like I thought I was.
how to make a hooded towel
Understandable, as I did this post to show you interested folks. Now here’s where it gets really weird.
Hmm. What does OCD sound like? I immediately think of Turrets Syndrome. Or perhaps repeated mutterings of “must wash hands…must wash hands…”
stuffed animal stores in colorado
Well, perhaps some poor soul is online right now, hunting for a stuffed animal store in Colorado called “Sounds Like Tomatoes.” Weird, but possible.
“i think it might go something like this
Hello, unnecessary quotation mark user! Welcome to my blog.
multi peirced male genitalia
“little mermaid” cleavage
Really, folks. Just what are you thinking about? You know what, I don’t really want to know.
ah me sexy.com
Well, I am sexy. There’s no denying that. Just kidding, sort of.
“cottage cheese alfredo”
I’m sorry. I can hardly look at that without throwing up a little in my mouth. Blech. (You see, I have this thing with white things: cottage cheese, Alfredo, mayo, sour cream, milk, etc. It’s yucky.)
http://www.barbie and the christmas spirit game
Dude, if it’s Barbie, chances are my kids want it.