Nothing says Christmas like…

a green, hairy monster.

The Grinch

The Grinch

 

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crockodile.

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You’re a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
 

-Dr. Suess

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4 responses to this post.

  1. OOOOOOOOOOK who are we talking about here?

    My ears are burning! 😉

    Ms. G

    Reply

  2. Posted by Robin on December 6, 2008 at 3:35 am

    i love it….it was my favorite christmas special growing up for sure. except i was always a little upset about the mistreatment of his little dog……

    Reply

  3. your heart’s a dead tomato splot…
    sounds like tomatoes to me.

    i’m hungry.

    Reply

  4. Posted by Misty on December 8, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Silas loves the grinch, especially the new one. Nothing like seeing a big ugly green monster who grows a heart and finds the meaning of christmas! Classic!

    Reply

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