Who’s here? Is it the Queen of England? Is it Meg Ryan? Is it a long lost family member?
No. It’s PMS-Kearsie.
She’s a real drag. She’s full of sarcasm and mean wit. Normally that brings a laugh, but these days, she’s just cruel. She wants to throw things, she wants to slam doors. She’s just waiting for someone, anyone, to ask if her mood is period related. Then she will have an excuse to cut someone. Or stab someone in the eyeball. She’s got no patience. She reminds me of a cat who’s fur has been rubbed the wrong way, everything about her screams “rumpled”.
We can only hope against hope that today is a good day, we’re all scared of what might happen. Luckily, she’s only around every few months, and she never stays long.
But right now, nobody make a wrong move, nobody ask her anything personal. It’s better to just ignore her completely.
I’ll let you know when the coast is clear.