It’s here. The big day as finally arrived. The first day of school.
If I squint really hard, concentrate with all my might, I can picture my first grade. Actually, I went to two different schools in first grade. I only have a few memories. Here they are in no particular order:
1. I remember I wet my pants and had to wear boys underwear because that’s all the nurse had.
2. I remember I went to a Christian school for a couple of months and everyone was really mean. They sang songs like “The 12 Pink Slips” (given to bad kids who got paddled).
3. I was way into Strawberry Shortcake.
4. My teacher, Mrs. Scroggins, had a baby and my mom made her baby a blanket.
And that’s it. That’s the culmination of my first grade memories.
Tomorrow is Addie’s first day of K-4. She’s getting staggered in, which makes her think she’s getting stabbed. Poor kid.
On a different note…
Occassionally folks happen upon this blog because of crazy terms they use to search. I happen to have a list and they are hilarious. Here are some of the best:
left husband met online
Which I write about all the time, don’tcha think?
lance sensation fabric softener
Huh? Look I can type random words too: stapler, tooth brush, airplane.
Yes! My favorite subject, and wonderful dinner conversation too, I might add.
los angeles pinball
Ummm, I have no response for this.
“am i hot”
Well, duh. Didn’t you see this picture?
horse having gigantic sloppy stinky poo on human cartoons
Wow. I can see where my blog contains lots of horses having gigantic sloppy stinky poos. You’re not cool unless this is your blog topic of choice.
knit pattern sesame st alien yep yep
I’m curious. Whoever typed this in, are you on crack? Just wondering.
Well, tomorrow is another big day for the Murphy’s as Addie heads off to “real” school. So stay tuned.