1. I got to looking at my keyboard. It’s really disgusting. There’s about 5,000 crumbs all stuck in there. It might feed a small country. A very small country, filled with small folks, who eat small meals like crumbs.
2. You know what else has about 5,000 crumbs? My couch. I know this because yesterday I [...]
Archive for October, 2009
30 Oct
Confessions of my dirty keyboard
28 Oct
Adventures with Edward: Edward plays charades
Setting: Desk of the human
Edward, bored out of his plastic mind, crawls out of my handbag. He tells me he wants to play a game. I suggest charades with movie titles. Edward rubs his hands in excitement and quickly adjusts his scarf. He begins the first clue.
“Um”, I say. “Umm…Wait! Is it Saving Private Ryan?”
Edward says [...]
26 Oct
Monday is a royal pain
Is that Bon Jovi on the radio? Turn it up!
–Things the Queen would never say
23 Oct
Keyboard Confessions
1. While often on these silly lists I am not really confessing anything, today I shall confess something for real. Ready? *Deep breath* I totally love this song.
2. Let the mocking begin. Your mocking hurts, but you know I’m gonna be okay, YeaaaAAAaaaaahh, it’s a party in the USA….I don’t care. [...]
16 Oct
Adventures with Edward: Edward visits Boulder, Colorado
Setting: Boulder, Colorado
Edward hears I am going on a trip to a far off country, full of snow and mountains. He begs to go. He must try to get his mind off of Bella Doll. Plus he has a scarf. So he is ready. I tell him to hop in my bag and get comfortable. He wiggles in [...]
15 Oct
Day Three-Five
To minimalize the boredom, I shall condense days three through five. (Too late, Kearsie! This is so boring I fell asleep 5 times!)
We wake up, look outside and see snow. Hubs convinces me to wear his thermal underwear shirt. We leave hotel and instantly freeze. It is around 25 degrees.
Hubs wants to do more video [...]
14 Oct
Day Two
Also known as Kearsie’s TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY
Day Two starts slow for the Murphy’s. We slept great under the gruvet duvet, and gradually wake up. We have a noon meeting so we take our time getting up, getting ready and getting on the road.
We meet up with another church planter and one of his [...]
13 Oct
I’m baaaa-aaaack.
Colorado trip is now over. Back to life here in Alabama.
Many thanks to the sickos blogger extraordinaires, Kim, Winn and Vanessa for blogging for me! You all broke my blog with your smut entertained everyone greatly and I’ll definitely never ever ever ask you to guest blog again look forward to future guest blogging nightmares [...]
12 Oct
Do Not Disturb
I am feeling a stroke of famousosity as I sit here and type out this guest post for Kearsie while she’s away. Little ol’ me, writing for Sounds Like Tomatoes…
THE PRESSURE!!!
But what do I write about, because goodness knows I’m fresh out of nostril hair stories and I haven’t had any interesting dreams as [...]
