What? What’s that, Edward? You want out of your box?
Ok, there. Feel better?
Well, what would you like to do first, Edward? Perhaps we shall watch a movie? Hmm… what about this?
Oh don’t be so modest, Edward. Have a seat. Feeling a bit peckish? Here’s you a snack.
Oh dear. I wasn’t thinking. Let me see what else I have… Hmm, it seems this is all I’ve got in the way of animal products, Edward. Hope this works.
…it seems I must be better prepared when entertaining a vampire.
Posted by Insanitykim on July 15, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Now if you can make an Edward Doll out of fresh ground turkey I will be TOTALLY impressed. Please put him back in his box when you sleep. He scares me.
Posted by soundsliketomatoes on July 15, 2009 at 5:36 pm
What’s scary is that his jacket looks like it comes off and it doesn’t. SCARY.
Posted by wendiwinn on July 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm
haahahahaahahah! wait. hahaahahahahaahahahaha!
fresh ground turkey. so *fancy*
Posted by slgraffoo on July 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm
what??!! No blood donation? He’s little…couldn’t u have pricked ur finger? *I* would have…he doesn’t have to know it’s human blood…better yet…”heeeerrrr kitty kitty kitty….”
Posted by angie on July 15, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I can honestly say I’ve never used the tag “ground turkey” in any of my blog posts.
Will you sacrifice your Edward doll to wendiwinn if her MV delivery doesn’t come through today?
Posted by soundsliketomatoes on July 15, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Heck no, Winn has her own Edward doll. But he doesn’t speak Vartanese, so.
Posted by Jenny on July 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
LMAO. OMG. Kearsie, you KILL me! What about Bella? Where is she? She’s not cool enough to come out to play!?
Posted by soundsliketomatoes on July 15, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Wait for the next installment of Adventures with Edward. Or the next.
Posted by Vanessa on July 15, 2009 at 6:34 pm
As unEDucated as I am in all of this, I found myself giggling like a schoolgirl at Hogwart’s at this post.
Posted by soundsliketomatoes on July 15, 2009 at 6:52 pm
This is EDsactly why you should read the books. Both sets of them.
Posted by Vanessa on July 15, 2009 at 7:15 pm
I’ll stick to chick lit for now!
Posted by Kamryn on July 15, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Your tube of meat looks so…dirty.
Posted by Lynn from For Love or Funny on July 16, 2009 at 11:43 am
It’s kinda scary when a doll looks all brooding and sexy. Now I understand why you wanted him!
Posted by Lori on July 16, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Hahaha! Hilarious! I say keep Bella in her box for a little while yet…then you can enjoy Edward all to yourself!