Keyboard Confessions

1.  Yesterday, three co-workers bought some fabric yo-yo ponytail holders I made. 
2.  I was so excited.
3.  Then I couldn’t look at them in the eye.
4.  I don’t know why.  I must just pretend it didn’t happen.
5.  Today is our Receptionist’s last day.
6.  Makes me wish it was my last day.
7.  Then I could make fabric [...]

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Adventures with Edward: Edward meets Bella

Setting:  Carpeted wilderness with just a smidge of civilization
 
Edward, standing alone attempts to run his fingers through his unruly hair.

 
He can’t…quite…reach…beennnnddd elllboowwwww….
When suddenly-
He sees a strange sight-

 
It is…himself.  Edward stands, head cocked to the side, looking at this carbon copy. 

 
“Hmpf,” he says.  He turns away from the imposter and that’s when he sees her.  Bella.
“Bella”, he [...]

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Craft A.D.D.

When I’m not plugging away at my computer at work or propped up on the couch with a book, I am a crafter.  I am not just a plain jane boring crafter though, I am a multiple craft crafter. I work best when I have at least three projects going at the same time. 
Right now at [...]

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Keyboard Confessions

1.  I have this new deal with The Hubs.  If I work out every day for a month, he’ll buy me this, minus the skinny blond girl:

2. This is the only infomercial I’ve been suckered into drooling over.
3.  I’ve done good so far.  Except, I didn’t exercise last night.
4.  I’m really hoping today is the [...]

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Adventures with Edward: Edward tries to hitch

Setting: steamy summer night in desolate area.
 
Edward, standing by the side of the road, decides to hitch a ride.  He wants to sparkle, to attact someone, but realizes he will have to settle for plastic shiny.

 
He’s a little frustrated that his thumb won’t stick up.  He thinks he looks like he’s trying to hail a [...]

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My attempt to brainwash myself

I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like to exercise.
I really like [...]

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Keyboard Confessions

1.  Today, in the shower, there was a smiley face made out of hair and two mystery blobs.  I’m taking it as the universe wishing me a good day.

 
2. Please don’t call the health department on me for the state of my shower floor. 
3.  My mother is gagging looking at that picture.
4.  I’m going to [...]

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I’ve been tagged!

1. What is your current obsession?
Two words:  Twitter. 
 
2. What is your weirdest obsession?
Two words:  Twitter.
 
3. Recall a fond childhood memory?
Something before Twitter?  Hmm, must think hard…I roller skated with David Weaver when I was seven.  I wore a purple shirt and thought I was super hawt.  Sorry, all I could come up with before pre-Twitter [...]

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**Giveaway Winner**

Using the famous Random Numbers Generator, Number 51 is the lucky winner!
 
That means Monique Rizzo is the winner of the beautiful Gilded Rose Bracelet from Jenny Bunny Creations!
 
Thanks to all who entered! 
 
Also, I can only dream of having 99 comments on my blog posts.

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Adventures with Edward

What?  What’s that, Edward?  You want out of your box?

 
Ok, there.  Feel better?   

 
Well, what would you like to do first, Edward?  Perhaps we shall watch a movie?  Hmm… what about this?

 
Oh don’t be so modest, Edward.  Have a seat.  Feeling a bit peckish? Here’s you a snack.

 
Oh dear.  I wasn’t thinking.  Let me see what [...]

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