1. I was eating this package of Skittles yesterday and I realized something. I separate my Skittles by color and eat them that way.
2. Does this make me a segregationalist?
3. Is segregationalist a real word? It sounds like a $7.50 word.
4. In the past, I would’ve said a $5.00 word, but I had to account [...]
Archive for June, 2009
26 Jun
Keyboard Confessions
25 Jun
Let’s get literal
I have no funny today. Or yesterday. Or the day before. Tis too hot to be funny. Or laugh. I must just loll about languishing and hankering for Diet Coke baths and Italian Ices.
Instead of forcing you to endure inane thoughts, I shall let the fine makers at Dustfilms bring the funny for me.
Here is one [...]
22 Jun
Famousosity, sort of…again
I submitted this post to HumorPress.com and they selected me as a semi-finalist! I feel semi-proud. When I read that post again, I semi-laughed. This day is semi-over and I am drinking a beverage that is semi-full.
Sigh. The humor escapes me today as it is precisely 900 bagillion degrees outside and the cashier at Goodwill just [...]
19 Jun
Keyboard Confessions
1. I gave up on the face powder.
2. It was the copious amounts of man sweat pouring off my face.
3. Except, I’m not a man. I’m a woman, who sweats on my face like a man.
4. Erm.
5. Several things occurred to me this week- 1) I know way way way too much about Twilight, Twilight books, [...]
17 Jun
I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won!
Phew, that’s a lot of fast typing…
I won! I did it! I beat the odds! I am the champion of the Twilight doll universe!!!!!!
I told you before how my buddy Jenny, from Giftedly Outspoken, had a contest for these:
And I won! They are mine. ALL MINE.
Thank you Jenny!!! By the way, you’re totally my new BFF.
P.S. [...]
15 Jun
Monday, the day of suckage
It is always oh, so fun to start the day off with your drive shaft coming undone on your morning commute. Thank God I wasn’t hurdling down the road or on a major highway. Thank God the guy who pulled up next to me was a mechanic and didn’t mind writhing around under the car [...]
12 Jun
The Story of Us
No KC (Keyboard Confessions) today. Do try to contain your sobbing.
Tomorrow is the 11th anniversary of when I said “I Do” with The Hubs. I’ve already written out our story ad nauseum before:
Ah Me, L’Amour
Ah Me, L’Amour Part Deux
Ah Me, L’Amour III
Ah Me, L’Amour The End
So today I thought I’d take you on an illustrated [...]
11 Jun
A little bit of this, a little bit of that and a WHOLE LOT OF TWILIGHT DOLLS
So, I’ve been keeping the devil away by making my hands busy. Or however that old adage goes.
Awhile ago, my BFF Robin asked me to make her a coffee cup cozy. This is usually what you get when you go to Starbucks:
Plain blah boringness
So I went to my stash of felted wool sweaters and found a [...]
10 Jun
Fantabulous and Fantastic
Ages and a decade ago, or 3 months, I was awarded this prestigous and aresome award by THREE uhmazing folks, Kim from Insanity and Bliss, Vanessa from Much More Than Mommy and Carrie from Mommy’s Heart.
So. Now to do the awarders’s bidding. Also, I have no idea how to do that grammatically. I’m ok with this ignorance.
8 Things [...]
9 Jun
Dear Viagra,
I wish you would stop sending me offers for free samples.
I also wish you would stop asking me to take discreet surveys.
Finally, I wish you would stop boasting of performance improvement.
See, I’m a girl.
Also, I hope you get lots of spam in your inbox for Tampax, PMS drugs and Twilight merchandise.
With fond regards,
Kearsie
