Tis time to do another post of search engine terms used to find this here blog.
Wedgie picking voyeur
Hmm. Well…hmm. I suppose this is better than “booger picking voyeur”.
Coaster porn
I wonder if I am using the word “porn” too much.
Filming + “peed outside”
Shame on you, whoever this is. Shame.
Sounds like tomatoes
This makes me tear up just [...]
Archive for March, 2009
31 Mar
More search engine terms
30 Mar
Q & A
I sit here staring at my computer, on my blog which I love with the fire of a thousand suns, and I have nothing new to share.
Rather than go through another period of writer’s block where I torture you, I am just going to ask if you sweet readers out there have any questions for me? [...]
27 Mar
The Twilight Coma
I have written before on Twilight. There was the post about the book and then about the movie. I only add the linkage so you can get the full affect. Or is it effect? Anyways.
Now, I must write about the Coma that follows.
I picked up Twilight in August of last year. I read it, read [...]
26 Mar
Confessions, now made public
Here are some of the things I have kept to myself, that I am now spilling into public air in hopes that I feel lighter.
1. I kind of wish my car had spinners.
2. Wearing long dangly earrings and painted fingernails make me feel conspicuous.
3. I wish I could sing and dance. But ladies with big [...]
25 Mar
Dear Reese’s Cup,
This letter is to inform you that I am breaking up with you in order to attain my goal of my dream body. In case you forgot, you can read about that here.
Besides, I’ve been cheating on you with Kit Kat recently. Your tasty and fatty ways are no longer #1 in my mind.
We can still [...]
24 Mar
Florida
We had the unexpected pleasure of trekking to Florida this last week for Spring Break. We rented a car, borrowed a GPS from my inlaws, packed up and drove to see my family. Here are pictures for your viewing pleasure. Also, this may be as boring as seeing someones vacation slides from Europe. Feel free [...]
23 Mar
Got Lemonade?
Well, I do. At least in the form of my new blog award from Jenna of Glitter and Rhinestones. Her blog is full of arts and craps, fool. Here is her shop.
The award is for wonderful blogs demonstrating great attitude and/or gratitude. Thanks Jenna!!!!
Rules for the award:
1. Put the logo on your blog or post.
2. [...]
23 Mar
We are back
I have nothing more to write until my brain has returned to a solid state.
I will do a proper post tomorrow with pictures.
Must.go.drink.Diet.Coke.
16 Mar
Muffins, anyone?
I get out of bed, get dressed in a nice clean outfit and head out for my day.
For me today, it’s Work. I don’t know why I capitalized that. Maybe because it makes me feel Important.
Anyways. So I’m sitting at my desk, typing away at my blog at Important Legal Work, when I feel it.
A breeze.
It’s [...]
