Ever been in your car and had to slow down for a pedestrian and the person you so courteously slowed down for does a little courtesy jog, just to show he or she is grateful? It’s funny, but it sort of closes the deal, doesn’t it? You slow, he/she exaggeratedly jogs across the road and [...]
Archive for September, 2008
29 Sep
New People
I have moved approximately ninety million times. I have attended fourteen different schools in my endeavours towards scholastic brilliance. I moved 21 different times in Anchorage, Alaska, each one a new neighborhood, new children, new people. Alaska is just one of the many states I’ve lived in. I am very used to new people.
So why is [...]
26 Sep
Be careful what you wish for…
I wished for some adventure. I should have been more specific.
This is not nearly as exciting as bleach spots. This is a whole new world. A kaleidoscope of opportunity.
Anyone ever tried to get melted crayons out of clothing?
25 Sep
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22 Sep
Ode to Laundry
Ode to Laundry
Oh you pile of filth
I see you mocking me
Taunting me as you grow
Didn’t I just wash you?
Your collection of grime and slime
It’s repulsive to my nose
You boast of freshness
Only to waft odorous tendrils after a day of wear
I must brave the stench
Touching each aromatic article
Unfolding arms and legs
Removing loose prizes I claim for [...]
19 Sep
Friday meme
Just for kicks, I thought I’d find a good meme to do today. I don’t like heavy thinking on Fridays, it’s too delicious of a day to waste on philosophy or drama. I did a search on memes and found this website called Friday Fun which offers different memes for bloggers. What a cool idea!
So [...]
18 Sep
The Women
You know your life is too busy when you have to squeeze in a date on an unromantic Wednesday night. But that’s our life right now, so I’m not complaining.
After a quick bite at Steak Out, we went to see The Women, starring Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Debra Messing, Jada Pinket-Smith and Candice Bergen. There [...]
16 Sep
Now that I’ve lost all male readership…
Because let’s be honest-any time you write the words “PMS” and “period” in the same paragraph, anyone with testosterone as the majority hormone is going to skip on to ESPN or watch a scene from “Braveheart”, just to cleanse their eyes.
PMS-Kearsie is gone. I crammed enough chocolate in her yesterday to keep her sedated. She’s [...]
15 Sep
She’s here
Who’s here? Is it the Queen of England? Is it Meg Ryan? Is it a long lost family member?
No. It’s PMS-Kearsie.
She’s a real drag. She’s full of sarcasm and mean wit. Normally that brings a laugh, but these days, she’s just cruel. She wants to throw things, she wants to slam doors. She’s just waiting [...]
12 Sep
All about me
Getting to know you…getting to know all about you….
So I got to thinking, I know all about me, and as I spill my guts on these cyber pages, you get to know me too, but there’s so many of you out there that I don’t really know. And I really want to.
I’ve always kind of [...]
